sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
that is very illegal...i love you.
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