we're blogging at a bar
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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