So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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