So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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