People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wanna go halves on a baby?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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