I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I would ride that face into the sunset
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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