if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My life is pants optional.
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