gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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