Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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