No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dignity is for republicans.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
