i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We need to get me chipped asap
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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