I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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