It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
