the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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