They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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