What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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