No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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