Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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