he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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