It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
