Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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