I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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