He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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