just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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