There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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