FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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