i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
