That's intense
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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