Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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