So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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