Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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