WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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