i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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