This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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