Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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