wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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