Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
we're so committed to being not committed
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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