At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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