normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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