Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i dont even know how to be here
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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