Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have already put on my inside pants.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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