At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
