4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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