I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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