Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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