His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Terrible idea I love it
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
