Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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