return my video game
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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