we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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