glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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