Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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