When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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