last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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