ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Randomize
