Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
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