why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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